I have a family that never fails to come up with a joke.
Buat lawak betul!

Imagine sitting in front of the computer screen,
Surfing the net when suddenly,
Your grandmother starts laughing like a maniac on the phone.
Not only that,she starts insulting too!
Haha,keluarga suka mengutuk.
Eh,joking lah.

Imagine another scene where you're sitting in front of the computer,
And your youngest brother runs up to your younger brother and said,
"Abang,Izzul minum air toilet.Sedap tau!"
Translation,"Abang,I drank toilet flavoured water.It's delicious!"
I swear to god,my brother and me had the most spastic and stunned face.
What Izzul really meant to say was that,he drank CHOCOLATE flavoured water.
Not toilet flavoured,it's a mispronunciation.
Hey,you can't blame a 3 year old for that!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And imagine this other scene where you're sitting in front of the computer screen,
The phone rings,you pick up.
Your grandfather is on the other end of the line and wishes to speak to your grandmother.
You hand the phone over to your grandmother and your grandmother says this,
"Yes darling..?"
What the hell?!?!
She hardly even speaks fluent English.
Trust me,you'll find it funny if you were in my shoes.

Try picturing this other scenario where you get a prank call from this idiotic moron who doesn't understands basic English.
Your grandfather takes the phone from you and starts hurling harsh words.
And just a moment before he slams down the phone,he said this
"Fuck You!"
Imagine the shock on my face when I heard that.
I mean,"My grandfather knows what 'fuck you' is?!?!?!"

I have a very weird family.
Weird and funny.
Yet sometimes irritating.
Not to mention wayyyy tooooo chaotic.
Ahh,but I love them all.
I do!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
:D