http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzzhM5e5bU8

Watch this.
It's Achmed singing Jingle BOMBS.

I'll write his lyrics here.
HAHAHA!

Jingle BOMBS
By Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Ooooooooh,dashing through the sand.
With a BOMB strap to my back.
I have a nasty plan,for Christmas in Arab.
I got through checkpoint A.
But not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S Mili-tary!
*crowd goes wild*
NOT FUNN-NY!

Oooooooh!
Jingle BOMBS
Jingle BOMBS
Mine blew up you see..
Where are all the virgins that Bin Ladden promised me?

Oooooooh!
Jingle BOMBS
Jingle BOMBS
Your soldier shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left is the towel up on my head.

I used to be a man.
But everytime I cough,
Thanks to Uncle Sam
My NUTS keep falling off.

My BOMBing days are done
I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a Convenient Store night clerk.

Oooooooh!
Jingle BOMBS
Jingle BOMBS
I think I got SCREWED!
Don't laugh at me because I'm DEAD or..
I kill youuuu!

I KILL YOU!

P.S:Hohoho,Merry Christmas!
Thanks for spamming me aite?
Haha.

Bye!
:D