You're hooooooooooommmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeee!
Haahaha,welcome back dude.
:)

I swore to god,I hate cramps.
Cramps are a nuisance.
Seriously.
But what to do?
Just the ice pack.
Yeah man!

Irony.
My mum asked me if I wanted to go swimming today.
I said no,and pointed to my shoulder.
"Maybe you'll just like to submerge yourself,who knows?"
"No!"
Hahaha,I think my mum is a little bit..
Retarded.
Lol!

I seriously had nothing to do yesterday that I sat down and helped my grandmother with the 'berkats' for my neighbour's wedding.
And funny thing.
Both my neighbours are having their wedding at the same time,same day only different locations.
So I have two wedding invitations to go to tomorrow.
Lovely!
-note the sarcasm-

"I want to have a pet lizard and let it roam free in this room"
"Why?"
"So I don't get mosquito bites every morning!"
No joke,I really feel like getting a pet lizard.
It's free and not that difficult to find.
:)
Except for the occasional lizard shit.
Which is nevertheless,easy to clean up.
I think I'm going to get dengue one day.
Touch wood.

Ouh,I watched Animal Planet just now and damn it!
The baby elephant is sooooooooooo cute.
And playful.
Damn cuddly.
Elephants at Thailand are trained for war.
Used to.
But now they have an enclosure specially for elephants to have fun going to
'war'.
Never underestimate the power of the elephant's trunk.
They have one strong trunk.
Practically snapped the spear into two.
Cool!

Oh,the baby elephant was playing.
And he made just the cutest sound.
That sound wrong to you?
Just don't think dirty.

My back is aching.
Period.
I mean the other period.
Yeah,my aunt came!
If you know what I mean.

And today is Friday the 13.
Hehe!

Okay,shall be going now.
Goodbye!