I pity Syimir.
He came home just now, walking haggardly and looking defeated.
And he said, "I hate my life."
In the most indifferent tone ever.

So i asked why.
And he showed his right shoe.
It was torn and looked exactly like a crocodile's jaw.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

And he showed me the techniques to fencing.
He was showing me this trick called the lunge,
So he went, "ON GUARD!"
And split.
The moment that happened, he froze.

I stared at him and asked, "errr, is that it?"
He answered, still in the freeze frame.
"My pants tore."
Lol lol lol lol.

I couldn't stop laughing.
He told me not to tell my Granny.
HAHAHAHAHAH!

I can go on about how ridiculous his life can get.
But i shall save it for later.
:D

I'm going to watch NATM 2 later.
And tomorrow, i'm not going to rot at home!
YES AHHHHHHH!
ilml.

I need to hurry because i'm picking the little devil later.
He just loves it when i'm home.
Awwwwww.
-.-"

By the way Gada,
you suck at that game!
NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Bye!
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